Iranian Presidential Election, 2009
Watch the debates (1), (2). Four sentences suffice.
Mir Hossein Mousavi: Sent by Rafsanjani's Mafia to take back power especially now that there is prospect of negotiation with the U.S.
Ahmadinejad: A Paasdaar (IRGC)
Karrubi: A total idiot who is corrupt to his teeth.
Rezaee: Nokhodi (also run)
For people who want to vote take your pick.