I am watching the news. It is Rahmatullah, Taliban's handsome face (or better say Taliban's hunk hot male model!) I am shocked to my bones! He is at Yale?!! To those of you at Yale (or out there!) Do you want to support me... finish my studies at Yale? I speak as many languages as Rahmatullah does! If I sleep enough... I look pretty fresh to start as a fresh(wo)man at Yale! I will cover my hair, do belly dancing or jump like a kangaroo ...if I could get a signed check to pay for my full tuition at Yale! (Instead of being stuck in a state university... that I have to drive in a crazy-narrow road... with my life hanging by its cord!) I will even make an official agreement to study your chosen subject.

I can consider Harvard!